deodrant:

i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato

aegean-sea:

LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS

(Source: lostgirl49)

swimthisflood asked: HAPPY BIRTHDAY

I just now saw this so thank you!!

trillow:

if we’d developed particle weapons during the ronald reagan era we could have called them ronald rayguns but we fucked that up just like everything else

epic-humor:

msjewbooty: im gonna wear like 6 pairs of pants so people will begin to know me for wearing a ton of pants and when i get fat i will slowly remove the layers of pants and they won’t realize im fat they’ll just think i still wear 6 pairs of pants